. (potthead) wrote in entirelyjensen,
2007-03-31 16:52:00
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The Ackles Ass Equation

This all started when castiel posted the featured picture of Jensen's ass/spinal column in her LJ, and so I told her I'd figure out the equation to the curve to Jensen's ass (and she didn't believe I'd actually do it, lol). I posted this to my LJ yesterday, and lots of people there wanted me to cross-post it here, so here we go. :) The text below is copy/pasted from my LJ:


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I said yesterday that I would figure out the equation to Jensen Ackles' ass (hereby referred to as THE ACKLES ASS EQUATION), and now I've got it! I thought about explaining how I derived this equation, but figured not enough of you care to follow, so I won't waste anyone's time (but if you want me to explain it to you, feel free to ask).


Above is a lovvvely picture of Jensen Ackles' BEAUTIFUL spinal column with a grid super-imposed atop it and a red line marking the curve of his spinal column. *TOUCH*

SO HOT.

And here's the equation to create such a curve:

y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10

I typed that exactly as you would enter it into a graphing calculator (since I'm betting not many of you want to graph it by hand if you want to graph it at all). I'm using a TI-83 Plus, btw. Now go to your 'window' options and set Xmin to 1 and Xmax to 10 or 11 so that you can narrow down your domain and you don't get the infinite curves that come with a sine function, and make sure your Ymax is set to something higher than 10, and there ya have JENSEN ACKLES' ASS.


The right side is a little bit higher than the picture, but that's only because I had some issues transferring dimensions from the grid on the image to the graph on the calculator. But still. Not half bad, eh?

EDIT: I made icons!!! CLICK! Cuz nothing is official until it is iconned. AM I RIGHT?!

EDIT (6/21/2011): I love that people are still commenting on this over 4 years later! Anyway, a few of you new commenters have been asking me details about the equations and how I derived it, but I regret to inform you I really can't tell you much about it anymore! I did this one bored evening while I was a sophomore chemical engineering major. Presently? I'm in grad school studying English lit./Shakespeare and film studies! I think I'd break my brain right now if I went back to engineering math mode to figure this out, lol. Sorry! But thanks so much for your continued interest. :)
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papered

March 31 2007, 21:58:40 UTC 6 years ago

You're going to be the death of all of us. XD

merlinspants

March 31 2007, 22:02:48 UTC 6 years ago

I'm probably doing something wrong but it's not working aghh.

potthead

March 31 2007, 22:04:05 UTC 6 years ago

Are you in radian mode?

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bohemu

March 31 2007, 22:03:02 UTC 6 years ago

ROFL. That's amazing. I'm graphing it and saving it as a picture in my calculator later.

alias_chick

March 31 2007, 22:09:57 UTC 6 years ago

LOL!! I LOVE IT!!

ifyouweremine

March 31 2007, 22:19:48 UTC 6 years ago

You brain is a beautiful thing.

If our math equations had been anything like this, perhaps I would have been a better math student, LOL!

blood_ecstasy

June 3 2009, 07:47:01 UTC 3 years ago

Same here my friend. Same here!

dragonblk17

March 31 2007, 22:39:33 UTC 6 years ago

I have a graphing calculator, too. I should try and make that during one of my classes. xD

lovehimnot

March 31 2007, 22:41:38 UTC 6 years ago

You = win at life and the internet and are about 1832889229 kinds of awesome, if not more.

nina_d89

March 31 2007, 22:42:38 UTC 6 years ago

Okay, I have the same calculator.. must do this too ..*nods and looks for the damn thing*

manzanas_verdes

March 31 2007, 22:55:22 UTC 6 years ago

Wow! I'm impressed with your brain.
Also? this proves that the man was "planned" like that, its not a genetic accident, his mathematically perfect.

annella

March 31 2007, 23:05:17 UTC 6 years ago

See, if maths had focused on problems like THIS, I mighta paid attention...

*admires the pretty curve*

adaisical

March 31 2007, 23:20:34 UTC 6 years ago

oh good god. I am so glad that someone is using those freaking sin/cosin/tan things for the greater good. thank you, this is great!

chasingangel82

March 31 2007, 23:58:02 UTC 6 years ago

I guess someone was bored LMAO

Pretty though, pity I dont have a calculator like that *throws hands up in air*, at least now I can say that he works out mathematically *facepalm* what some of us fans would do hehe

Thanks for that :D

winter_dreams86

April 1 2007, 00:25:27 UTC 6 years ago

Heh...I wish my calculus prof taught this way. Then maybe I wouldn't be failing the class. ;)

afterimage

April 1 2007, 00:33:59 UTC 6 years ago

ROFLMAO TI-83 FTW!!!!

dragynville

April 1 2007, 00:56:02 UTC 6 years ago

This is BRILLIANT! :D May I icon it? :D:D

potthead

April 1 2007, 00:59:41 UTC 6 years ago

Surrre. If you post it anywhere, just credit me on the entry because I am semi proud of my math work here. ^^;;

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ladywolf_

April 1 2007, 01:12:17 UTC 6 years ago

I'm no fan of math - but I do like it better now :)
Very cool.

cutedevil666

April 1 2007, 01:32:28 UTC 6 years ago

Lmaooo that is too great! Jensen has one amazing ass.

overstreets

April 1 2007, 01:59:59 UTC 6 years ago

Jensen's ass sure is inspiring. *_*

hopelessfangirl

April 1 2007, 03:03:17 UTC 6 years ago

I....

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XD

<3

laurondo

April 1 2007, 03:03:34 UTC 6 years ago

He sure has a cute ass! :D

raininsmilies

April 1 2007, 04:27:37 UTC 6 years ago

Wow. I wish my math homework had problems like this.

lipslikevelvet

April 1 2007, 06:34:02 UTC 6 years ago

OH you just made math a whole lot funner!
XD

arabella_hope

April 1 2007, 07:04:19 UTC 6 years ago

I LOOOOVE our fandom.

merykey

April 1 2007, 07:27:37 UTC 6 years ago

*laughes* *shakes head*

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This man should be affraid of us... really!!

ROFL!

minotaurs

April 1 2007, 07:38:46 UTC 6 years ago

So, math classes were useful for something after all. Excellent work, A+ [grin]
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